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The Men's Tee

It was a sunny Saturday morning at the Elk's Country Club golf course and Todd was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his shot, when a booming voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker:  "Would the gentleman on the ladies tee, kindly back up and hit from the men's tee!"

Todd ignored the interruption, and continued his pre-shot routine when...once again came the announcement:  "Would the gentleman on the ladies tee, kindly back up and hit from the men's tee!"

This time Todd couldn't ignore it.  He shouted back, "Would the announcer in the clubhouse kindly shut up and let me play my second shot!"