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Senior Advisor

The Texas Rose

I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer came upbehind me, and slapped me on the behind. She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”

 

I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen.”

 

She said, “I sure do."

 

I said, “ Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you're missing.”

 

My dental surgery is scheduled for next Monday

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Veteran Advisor

Re: The Texas Rose

I'm glad to hear you came thru the emergency urology surgery without
any problems
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Senior Advisor

Re: The Texas Rose

cheapo - that is very thought full of you - I'm touched , So with that said - I have a friend down in N/C that is into Kaekwondo and needs a practice dumbie to work her skills on - How about I send you down there - expenses paid for ! For your kind words Smiley Wink:  I feel that you would fill the bill - Smiley Happy

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