The Texas Rose
I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer came upbehind me, and slapped me on the behind. She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”
I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen.”
She said, “I sure do."
I said, “ Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you're missing.”
My dental surgery is scheduled for next Monday
Re: The Texas Rose
cheapo - that is very thought full of you - I'm touched , So with that said - I have a friend down in N/C that is into Kaekwondo and needs a practice dumbie to work her skills on - How about I send you down there - expenses paid for ! For your kind words : I feel that you would fill the bill -