The help line #2
Technical Support, how can I help you?
FEMALE CALLER: 'Last night my
computer started making a lot of hissing noises at me so I shut it down. This
morning when I turned it on the computer started hissing and cracking, then
started smoking and a bad smell, then nothing'.
have a technician come over first thing this morning.
Leave the computer just
like it is, so they can find the
problem and fix it, or change it out
with another computer. Give me your address; phone number and the technician
will be there just as soon as he can'.
When the technician got there,
the lady showed him where the computer was,
said what happened to it, ...
this is what the technician found wrong.
The technician told her: ... 'It must have been after the mouse!'
... The woman didn't think it was very funny at all!