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Useful Phrases for High Stress Days


* Do I really look like a people person?

* Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #2?

* And your cry-baby whiny opinion would be…?

* I’m not crazy, I’ve just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

* Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

* Do they ever shut up on your planet?

* Did the aliens forget to remove the probe?

* Earth is full. Go home.

* Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?

* I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.