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an American walks into a bar

An American goes into a bar in Calgary where there is a robot bartender. The robot says,

What will you have?

 

The guy replies, Whiskey.

The robot brings back his drink and asks, Whats your IQ?

The guy says, 168.

The robot continues to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.

 

After the guy leaves and the more he thinks about it, the more curious he gets, so he

decides to go back.

The robot asks, Whats your drink?

The guy answers, Whiskey.

The robot returns with his drink and asks, Whats your IQ?

The man replies, 100.

The robot talks about Nascar, Budweiser, the Falcons, and Georgia.

 

The man finishes his drink, leaves, but is so interested in his experiment that he decides

to try again.

He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he wants to drink.

The man replies, Whiskey.

The robot brings the drink and asks, Whats your IQ?

The man answers, 50.

The robot leans in real close and asks, So, are you people still unhappy Hillary didn't get in?

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Re: an American walks into a bar

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Re: an American walks into a bar

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