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JonBailey64
Veteran Contributor

How sexy are tractors really?

Do they really get the girls?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWu4aynBK7E

 

 

I like the New Holland tractors because of the name that conjures up images of old colonial America,

but in New Holland, PA, the Amish farmers have plow horses and no tractors. 

 

...but I guess the John "Runs Like a" Deere are the true classics. 

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rawhide
Advisor

Re: How sexy are tractors really?

jon- you just don't get it. forget about the hobbyfarm, stay in town and buy yourself a nice BMW

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JonBailey64
Veteran Contributor

Re: How sexy are tractors really?

Well, I live in the suburbs...how far am I away to "going country"?

 

The sh_tkickin'est vehicle I ever owned was a Ford F-150 truck. 

 

I have yet to learn how to even get on a horse let alone ride one. 

 

I had a cowboy hat and cap guns when I was 5. 

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rawhide
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Re: How sexy are tractors really?

If you think that grease-GUNS should be banned then you might forget the farming deal

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Shaggy98
Senior Advisor

Re: How sexy are tractors really?

C'mon Rawhide, don't you remember grease gun wars when you were a kid? Talk about bringing back some memories. But I agree, if you think grease guns need to be banned then the farm probably isn't the place for you.
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JonBailey64
Veteran Contributor

Re: How sexy are tractors really?

I don't believe in banning any GUNS, grease or AR-15....I am a life member of Gun Owners of America.

 

 

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r3020
Senior Advisor

Re: How sexy are tractors really?


@JonBailey64 wrote:

Do they really get the girls?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWu4aynBK7E

 

 

I like the New Holland tractors because of the name that conjures up images of old colonial America,

but in New Holland, PA, the Amish farmers have plow horses and no tractors. 

 

...but I guess the John "Runs Like a" Deere are the true classics. 


See how sexy you think tractors are after you spend $15,000 to put a new ring and pinion in one. Or you pay a mechanic $60/hr to rebuild an engine. Or you grab a hydraulic lever and nothing happens.

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JCCWIS
Senior Contributor

Re: How sexy are tractors really?

Hey Jon.....You are now ready to enter the "Forum "

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farmerguy89
Advisor

Re: How sexy are tractors really?

You wanna get girls, you gotta get puppies. One girl said I used "the puppy move" on her to one of her friends. I got a big laugh out of it for a while. That was 2 years ago. In summary, tractors only attract weiners
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JonBailey64
Veteran Contributor

Re: How sexy are tractors really?

Attract weiners.....I guess the same goes for pickup trucks. 

 

How about horses?

 

 

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