Sunday Edition -- Market Guess 12/23

[ECIN]

Dang gio -  you are lucky ! I'm Half Kentuckian and German !  At least they don't call you you a halfbreed -gap tooth hillbilly ! LOL

Bugeye is a great guy AND did not  mean any-- ILL feelings over this !!!!!!!!!

Have a Merry Christmas !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ken

[Hobbyfarmer]

Good, good morning everybody!

This is Bugeye , marketing adviser for WAG marketing group who also moonlights as  your inaction news reporter.

  Reporting for ECIN News where if there's any news that isn't news we'll make it news.

Well folks, we have a special segment for you today

. We're here at 'Cat's in the Kettle' market research firm right here in Peking China where they've been doing considerable research on food expansion to help eleviate hunger for the poor in China.

With us here is Ping Pong, head chef for Cat's in the Kettle. Good,good moring Mr. Pong, how are you on this fine fine day?

(Ping)" Okey Dokey"

. Good, good......god. Mr. Pong it says here you've been doing considerable research in this ever expanding field of livestock production. Could you tell us a little more about what  you're doing here.

(Ping) "Okey Dokey"

. .........Well?....

(Ping ) "Okey Dokey"

So you gonna tell us about it?

  (Ping )" Okey Dokey"'

.Well when you gonna tell us about?

(Ping ) "Okey Dokey."

So sahweey , no speekey engweesh. Well there you have it folks.This is Bugeye reporting live right here from Peking China.

 (In the background with mike still on )HEY! Who lined me up with this joker who 'no spekey engweesh? Huh. Heads are gonna roll.

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Just wanted to see what it looked like with sub titles.

[giolucas]

That helped out a lot.

[Bugeye]

Okeydokey, didn't mean to offend anobody's cats or if you're half Chinese. I have decided, in all fairness, to make fun of all nationalities equally. Next week I'm gonna make fun of a Polish guy. It's all in fun, no offecne intended. ECIN is really the culprit. If he hadn't egged me on it never would have happened. Some times I think he's a bad influance. I shouild have know not to take advice from a guy who once played the banjo in a movie about hillbillies. No offence to hillbillies of course. I'll make fun of them some day too. Thanks Hobby for straightening that out. That's a whole lot easier to read.

[giolucas]

Why make fun of any nationality?.....When you make fun of someone you tend to be a bully and that shows a lot of insecurity.

[Bugeye]

Dude, when I said I was gonna make fun of a Polish guy I meant the guy who was gonna come and polish my tractor. geeze.

[giolucas]

Typical.

[Faust100F]

Bug - Sorry . .. I have to stop laughing!  O.K. lets try it again, we that know the "real you" know you are an equal opportunity "insultor", and a river of knowledge to our site once you get our pump primed.  Nice to see you loosening up the troops, with your warm up material.  Can you imagine the opportunity you have here "to shock the conscience" of those who believe critical points of view are out of bounds.

You really do have to keep an eye on 3020, Hobby, and that rogue ECI, they will be watching you closely "BUG", Holy batman . . . that is funny.  John 

[giolucas]

Don't know you, dont know bugeye but I don't insult you guys. You guys can say all the jokes you want but why at the expense of someone else. Never understood that.

[Bugeye]

Who you gonna make fun of if you don't make fun of people? You could make fun of a dog I guess. That would work OK I guess. Most dogs wag their tail when you crack a good one. Maybe I'll make fun of a dog next week. That should balance out since I made fun of cats this week.