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Honored Advisor

This weekend's off topic

 

 

THIS MORNING I LUCKED OUT AND WAS ABLE TO BUY TWO BOXES OF AMMO.

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I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home,
stopping at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde
in a short DRESS was filling up her tank at the next pump.
 
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She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in
my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in
barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"
 
 
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I thought for a few seconds and asked,
"What kind o' ammo 'ya got?"
 
 
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Honored Advisor

Re: This weekend's off topic

I hate to encourage this---- Smiley Happy     

 

But that's not off topic at all.

 

Which way will the market go???????????

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Honored Advisor

Re: This weekend's off topic

take it easy Jeff...... Relax for a minute.

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Senior Advisor

Re: This weekend's off topic

Dang it Hobby !!! Just HOW dang cold is it out there in I O Way ?? -- LOL

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Senior Advisor

Re: This weekend's off topic

Hobby, you could have at least given her the E85 speech.  She's using the wrong grade man.  Smiley Very Happy

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Re: This weekend's off topic

Yea guy's, Just can't slip one by you... It Is All about marketing and sales.

 

As I don't usually kiss and tell BUT she did have just the right "caliber"Smiley Wink

 

 

 

 

Right after I posted that I left to go fix fence and build gates so we can move a cow herd down the road tomorrow morning. I started getting text messages about this deal.

 

Well one text lead to another and my last response was with voice recognition ...yea right.

 

Android is a citidiot thing they are not at all country-fied at all. It went like this...

 

" I'm out here burning the brush pile man I gotta start fixing something so we can move couches in the morning " It didn't have a farmers clue in h... .

soon as I read what it had done I just added...

 

"that supposed to be cowboys" It did not have a clue what a "cow" was.

 

then I just added "not cowboy"s just plain old house" still NO clue to farmer things.

 

so I just tried again added "just refuses to print c.ow.s." and hit the send button.

 

Made the text run together and look like this...

 

"I'm out here

burning the brush pile man I gotta

start fixing something so we can

move couches in the morning that

supposed to be fixing fence and

couches is supposed to be

Cowboy's not Cowboy's just plain

old house just refuses to print c.o.w.s."

 

 

Just no farmereze in it's vocabulary.

 

Shaggy I'm not sure what grade she was using but the results were quite acceptableSmiley Happy 

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Senior Contributor

Re: This weekend's off topic

I seen that same little blond down here in Kansas....asked me the same thing.....then started complaining about all they had in Iowa was .22 shorts.
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Re: This weekend's off topic

Yea but I hear the guys in Kansas just fire blanks! LMAO

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Re: This weekend's off topic

They just have pretend guns in Kansas Jr.....
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Re: This weekend's off topic

That's right junior. That is why they are closing all the abortion clinics in kansas.

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