With this bumper crop about to be harvested

[Hobbyfarmer]

Don't forget Safety First ...don't take chances...

Many of us are nearing retirement and we need to quit taking chances

As we slowly move through retirement, we need to keep ourselves occupied with small projects...

Like this guy.

I know, I saw it right away too...

No safety glasses or hearing protection.

And I caught something else that is really important:

he has no gloves on.

I might be up in age but I am still sharp as a tack.

[tree fmr]

Suscreen buddy, sunscreen! Those wrinkles can be prevented. The girls will love you for it and follow you home!!! Think of all the action you will get!

[c-x-1]

one thing's for certain -- This character's not gettin' enough action...and he's startin' to get creative!

[old man]

Hope the saw does not start. look where it is. The consequences could not be pleasant

[fbf2574789]

DANG IT, new i have to go change my under pants, cause I pissed in them from laughing. You guys crak me up.

[farmerguy89]

It probably has the brake on

[redrotor]

Even for just a joke and photo op, I"d have the plug out...and wire cut off... and fuel tank out! 

[gurly3801539]

Where is the blaze orange vest?  He's going to get shot by the deer hunters out in the woods.

[SWOH]

Obamacare plan for a Vasectomy.

[BF2012]

That's a Stihl you fricking dorks.   Not much chance on it starting anyway...and even if it did, the chain won't start running until you throttle it up.   He has a beter chance of the rope coming out of it and hitting him in the eye than cutting his weiner off