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off topic-tid bit- catchy tune?

sorry guys, don't know why this popped in my head - but @ least 1 reason I knew this tune from a one hit wonder was it came out year i graduated high school - gio, anyone remember this catchy, fun-ish song? --gotta share it, man!

 

well, i do know this - the other night my wife asked me, "WHAT ARE YOU, SIXTEEN AGAIN" Smiley Wink NOOOO, IT'S NOT WHAT YER THINKIN'

 

Jen, my techs are telling me this is gonna be a rocket elevator ride down AND Rocket right back up in equities....be ready to jump back in.

 

Ladies & Gents:  from THE ACTUAL/original MTV DAYS -- The Waitresses ---- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X_pmHr7zW8   

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Re: off topic-tid bit- catchy tune?

...............and what do ya know---3 hrs, 43 min late and STILL no crop progress from NASS ???????

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you have got to be kidding. at least this girl has "some" talent http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbyAZQ45uww

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Re: off topic-tid bit- catchy tune?

good one rawhide.

 

the middle-schoolers in our district put on a musical a few weeks ago and performed that oldie but goodie====

 

as for me -  not kidding -- something 'bout those high school imprints that stay fresh........."like oooh, ohhhh, ooooh - Jamie's cryin'"

 

edit: agreed on the lack of talent --- some moments in life take our attention elsewhere-just a flash in the pan is all it takes to create a neural pathway that stay$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbitJump out across the middle of the road.He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the
Rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal
lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is t
he Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD.

The driver feels so awful
that hebegins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.


She steps out of the car and asks the man
what's wrong.


"I feel terrible;" he explains,
"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car
And KILLED HIM!"

The blonde says,"Don't worry."


She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny,
bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.

The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the
two of them and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves
again.  He hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves;
hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again, and again, until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands,

"What is in that can?
What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"


The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says..


(Are you ready for this?)

(You know you're gonna be sorry)......

(Last chance)....


(OK, here it is)


It says,


"Hair Spray --Restores life to dead hair,
And adds permanent wave."

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Re: off topic-tid bit- catchy tune?

When it comes to the grain markets.........this song comes to my mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7miRCLeFSJo&feature=player_detailpage

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Re: off topic-tid bit- catchy tune?

agreed and good one rt! if you don't also position trade some, you should imo.............

 

along the same vein musically and message wise - i've tried to listen up to this....+ my fav 1 from same group.

 

thanks rt. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyMNCqhRNOM 

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Re: off topic-tid bit- catchy tune?

,friends, one of our fellow members is
In need.

Our friend hobby either needs to get to
Town more, or a new joke book.

Smiley Happy

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Re: off topic-tid bit- catchy tune?

Sorry hobby, I just barrow your story for
A speech I have to give Saturday. Thank you!
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Re: off topic-tid bit- catchy tune?

Three women die together in an accident
And go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says,

'We only have one rule here in heaven:
Don't step on the ducks!'

So they enter heaven, and sure enough,

There are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck,
And although they try their best to avoid them,
The first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says,
'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to
Spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'
The next day,
The second woman steps accidentally on a duck
And along comes St. Peter,
Who doesn't miss a thing.
With him is another extremely ugly man.
He chains them together
With the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and,

Not wanting to be chained
For all eternity to an ugly man, is very,
VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months

Without stepping on any ducks,
But
One day St.Peter comes up to her
With the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on
..... Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.




St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says,

'I wonder what I did to deserve being
Chained to you for all of eternity?'

The guy says,

'I don't know about you,
But I stepped on a
Duck.

 

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